Yeah, so I have a phone now. I’m only really going to use it for tumblr probably. But I have a phone now.
So I trapped four people in my pool so I could watch them drown. As soon as I resumed the game, they all simultaneously looked up at the camera with the blankest expressions I’ve ever seen.
help me i’m scared
how in holy fuck do you not like hawaiian pizza i’m seriously gonna call the police
LISTEN UP DICK NERD. THINGS U PUT ON PIZZA INCLUDE: TOMATO, CHEESE, MEAT, SOME VEGGIES (NOT LIKE CARROTS BUT LIKE ONIONS) AND THATS IT. DONT FUCKIN PUT FRUIT ON PIZZA. FUCKIN
brooke tomatoes are fruits