PattiPanic

hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

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hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

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sellingoutinstyle:

Yeah, so I have a phone now. I’m only really going to use it for tumblr probably. But I have a phone now.

fuckyeahsimsmeme:

So I trapped four people in my pool so I could watch them drown. As soon as I resumed the game, they all simultaneously looked up at the camera with the blankest expressions I’ve ever seen.

help me i’m scared

rnilkbreath:

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analprolapsing:

how in holy fuck do you not like hawaiian pizza i’m seriously gonna call the police

LISTEN UP DICK NERD. THINGS U PUT ON PIZZA INCLUDE: TOMATO, CHEESE, MEAT, SOME VEGGIES (NOT LIKE CARROTS BUT LIKE ONIONS) AND THATS IT. DONT FUCKIN PUT FRUIT ON PIZZA. FUCKIN

brooke tomatoes are fruits

FUCK YOU

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